Bad Movie Beatdown
Bad Movie Beatdown
Bad Movie Beatdown
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Overview
A dead-pan snarker takes a look at movies ranging from nostalgic to mainstream to obscure and gives them a thorough beatdown.
Status: Returning Series
First Air Date: 2009-04-06
Runtime: Unknown
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
Episodes - Season 1
Pluto Nash (AKA The Adventures of Pluto Nash) (2002)
Pluto Nash (AKA The Adventures of Pluto Nash) (2002)
Episode 1
The first season of Bad Movie Beatdown begins with the infamous Eddie Murphy flop "Pluto Nash". As he reviews the movie, Film Brain soon discovers that big names and special effects can't fix poor plotting and jokes, soon growing infuriated by the ludicrious plot twists.
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Episode 2
Bad Movie Beatdown gets a turbo-charged upgrade, as Film Brain rams and shunts the surprisingly dull "The Fast and the Furious", in 'anticipation' of the fourth movie in the franchise.
Equilibrium (2002)
Equilibrium (2002)
Episode 3
The long-awaited review of Equilibrium as Film Brain shows no mercy in this fully-loaded, guns-blazing and controversial assault on the action fest
Seraphim Falls (2007)
Seraphim Falls (2007)
Episode 4
With a new intro, get ready to run with Film Brain as he takes on pretentious mumblefest western Seraphim Falls. The chase is on!
Darkness Falls (2003)
Darkness Falls (2003)
Episode 5
The PG-13 horror movie is targeted this time around as Film Brain pulls ITS teeth out!
Transmorphers (2007)
Transmorphers (2007)
Episode 6
Terminator Meets Transformers. Film Brain transforms and rolls out to terminate this Asylum made ripoff.
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Episode 7
Another bad Eddie Murphy movie gets what's coming to it!
On Deadly Ground (1994)
On Deadly Ground (1994)
Episode 8
Steven Seagal in a bad action movie with an environmental message!
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Episode 9
Harrison Ford in a movie where there's no homicide. Just him eating donuts during sex. Oh and real estate. Yeah...
AVP: Alien VS Predator (2004)
AVP: Alien VS Predator (2004)
Episode 10
"Whoever wins, we lose!" An honest tagline for once!
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Episode 11
With the Final Destination on the horizon, Buck takes on the third in the series. Will he tempt fate?
Monkeybone (2001)
Monkeybone (2001)
Episode 12
Brandon Fraser and Whoopi Goldberg can't save this opus about a man and his crazy cartoon character!
Meteor (1979)
Meteor (1979)
Episode 13
Sean Connery in a bad disaster movie. At least it isn't Zardoz, right? RIGHT?!
The Time Machine (2002)
The Time Machine (2002)
Episode 14
Film Brain takes a trip back to the dark days of 2002 to review the abysmal remake/adaptation of H.G. Wells' masterpiece!
Far Cry (2008)
Far Cry (2008)
Episode 15
Film Brain takes on an Uwe Boll movie. Will he ever be the same after it?
The Jazz Singer (1980)
The Jazz Singer (1980)
Episode 16
Film Brain Vs a remake of a 1920s movie with Neil Diamond and Laurence Olivier. Plus some cameos.
Special: Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Special: Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Episode 17
Film Brain returns for a holiday special, to battle Christmas With the Kranks, a strangely contradictory movie in which the spirit of Christmas is based entirely in crass commercialism.
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