The Machine
To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.
Comedy
Action
Crime
Overview
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Status:
Released
Release Date:
2023-05-25
Runtime:
1h 52m
Director:
Peter Atencio
Writer:
Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes
Top Cast
Official Videos
Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme
Extended Preview
Step 12: Put the PRO in promo
Step 11: Straight up strut
Step 10: Go hard or go home
Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up.
Step 8: Get reealll popular
Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit
Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape
Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise
Step 4: Release your inner badass
Step 3: Get fancy AF
Step 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here!
Step 1: Cast Mark Hamill as your dream dad. Easy, right?
Official Red Band Trailer
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