Kung-Fu and Titties
It's not porn. It's just great.
Fantasy
Comedy
Action
Overview
Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
Status:
Released
Release Date:
2013-08-09
Runtime:
1h 32m
Director:
Joseph McConnell
Writer:
Joseph McConnell, Rob Cottignies, Melissa Libutti
Top Cast
Sean Molnar
Richard Titties
Dante Briggins
Shirtless Guy
Jonathan Kline
Marv
Dixon Mason
Jenny
Seregon O'Dassey
Cynthia
Raine Brown
Raine Brown
Evan Goldstein
Black Lightning
Christian Acevedo
Thug #4
Robin Corneby
Woman on Horse
David Johanson
Random Guy
Mike Marino
Gorilla
Sophia Disgrace
Techno Babe
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