'Allo 'Allo!
'Allo 'Allo!
'Allo 'Allo!
Comedy
War & Politics
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Overview
The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
Status: Ended
First Air Date: 1984-09-07
Runtime: 0h 30m
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
Top Cast
Gorden Kaye
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
Rose Hill
Rose Hill
Madame Fanny
Kenneth Connor
Kenneth Connor
Monsieur Alfonse
Arthur Bostrom
Arthur Bostrom
Officer Crabtree
Hilary Minster
Hilary Minster
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen
David Janson
David Janson
Herr Otto Flick
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Episodes - Season 1
The British 'ave Come
The British 'ave Come
Episode 1
The Colonel & the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get rid of Herr Flick. But René convinces them that they could hand over a forged copy of the painting instead (with the assistance of a conveniently-located forger), and gets them to lend their uniforms to the escaping British officers so the Brits can take the painting to England to be forged. Meanwhile, everyone keeps handing René poison pills "to make it easier", Herr Flick decides his relationship with Helga should include an intimate dinner in Rene's back room, and Hans figures out that putting cheese in one's ears improves the sound of Madame Edith's singing.
Pigeon Post
Pigeon Post
Episode 2
After the Colonel's and the Captain's uniforms are borrowed by the British airmen, and later burned, they will have to send for replacement uniforms. Supplied by Michelle are carrier pigeons, which madame Edith accidentally cooks and serves to Herr Otto Flick.
Saville Row to the Rescue
Saville Row to the Rescue
Episode 3
The Colonel & the Captain and Herr Flick are all disguised as onion sellers while the German uniforms are being remade by the Jewish tailors of London. Michelle delivers a bottle of nitro-glycerin disguised as a bottle of Bols Gin to hide in the Cafe until they come to fetch it that night to blow up a German railway.
The Execution
The Execution
Episode 4
Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-disguised Colonel and Captain. As Helga, Leclerc, and Edith each attempt to help the gang escape, General Von Klinkerhoffen arrives in town and demands that the only known saboteur be shot. This means René's death by firing squad, with Lieutenant Gruber in charge of the squad!
The Funeral
The Funeral
Episode 5
René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral arrangements are difficult when there is no body, Monsieur Leclerc is cheaper than the regular priest and the coffin is filled with anti-tank bombs.
Red Nick's Colonel
Red Nick's Colonel
Episode 6
The Communist Resistance wants to make a martyr out of the dead René, and kidnaps the Colonel and the Captain at the Captain's birthday party. To make matters worse, they offer them on a platter to René's twin brother René, so that he can shoot them.
The Dance of the Hitler Youth
The Dance of the Hitler Youth
Episode 7
The Colonel's birthday party becomes a perfect opportunity for getting the real painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies back from Herr Flick of the Gestapo, and substituting it with the forgery that was made earlier. The plan is to not invite Herr Flick but make sure that he hears about the big Binge – a traditional feast with genuine Bavarian dances featuring girls dressed as the Hitler Youth – so that he will have to come. In the meantime, René and Edith are supposed to walk into the office of Herr Flick and substitute the real with the fake. Of course, they fail – which means that Herr Flick now both has the fake and the original plus a second forgery, which he commissioned on his own in order to have money for his marriage with Helga after the war.
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